[00:00.000] 作词 : 放屁7985
[00:00.000] 作曲 : 放屁7985
[00:00.000] 编曲 : 放屁7985
[00:00.000]the point of having dog was to feel superior,Jerry
[00:02.211]the universe is a crazy,chaotic place
[00:04.295]you are the one that is crazy and chaotic
[00:06.070]our people will get more from the idea he represented
[00:08.963]than from the Jelly Bean he actually was
[00:11.165]you know parents are just kids having kids
[00:14.364]it is thankless job,Morty
[00:16.906]you did the best you could
[00:18.151]nobody exists on purpose
[00:19.608]nobody belongs anywhere
[00:21.092]everybody is gonna die.come watch TV
[00:24.251]people call LOVE
[00:25.326]just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed
[00:28.276]it hits hard,Morty,then it slowly fades
[00:31.024]leaving you stranded in a falling marriage
[00:33.212]i did it
[00:33.941]you parents are gonna do it
[00:34.876]break the cycle,Morty
[00:35.908]rise above.focus on science
[00:38.068]well i mean traditionally,science fair are a father-son thing
[00:42.822]well,scientifically,traditions are an idiot thing
[00:45.961]you wanted to be safe from the government,so you became a stupid government
[00:49.091]that makes every Rick here less Rick than me
[00:51.216]homeworks is stupid,the whole point is to get less of it
[00:53.579]you know,a good adventure needs a good ending
[00:55.148]to live is to risk it all
[00:56.644]otherwise you are just an inert chunk
[00:58.039]of randomly assembled molecules
[00:59.612]drifting wherever the universe blows you
[01:01.323]oh,get off your high horse,professor Ski Lodge
[01:04.037]this world may be rough around the edges
[01:06.221]but it is got its charms
[01:07.012]come on,Morty
[01:08.520]no union built on running from your problems
[01:10.137]lasts more than five years,seven tops
[01:12.451]because when you are an asshole
[01:13.672]it does not matter how right you are
[01:15.079]nobody wants to give you the satisfaction
[01:16.687]i know,everyone wants people they like to be right
[01:19.149]that is why popular people are BLEEP dumb
[01:21.079]when you know nothing matters,the universe is yours
[01:23.698]and i never met a universe that was into it
[01:25.754]the universe is basically an animal
[01:27.415]it grazes on the ordinary
[01:28.718]it creates infinite idiots just to eat them
[01:30.894]you know smart people get a chance to climb on top
[01:33.219]take reality for a ride
[01:34.465]but it will never stop trying to throw you
[01:36.083]and eventually it will
[01:37.479]there is no other way off
[01:38.670]you quit school,but still got some learning to do
[01:41.968]think for yourselves do not be sheep
[01:42.861]what kind of business do you do in a garage
[01:45.180]you know this seems a little shady
[01:46.155]right yeah,like nothing shady ever happened
[01:48.041]in a fully furnished office
[01:49.120]you can not make people like you
[01:50.631]you just have to wait for hating you to bore them
[01:53.096]whatever you are asking me the answers is i am amazing
[01:54.839]until we die
[01:55.746]possibly by vampire
[01:57.135]more likely auto accident or heart disease
[01:59.405]that is planning for failure Morty
[02:00.768]even dumber than regular planning
[02:02.264]they just put you at the
[02:03.590]center of their lives because youn are powerful
[02:04.906]and then because they put you there
[02:06.647]they want you to be less powerful
[02:07.583]no weddings are basically funerals with cake
[02:10.192]the teenage mind is its own worst enemy
[02:12.531]dad you can not talk about people behind their back
[02:14.737]you know it is small world
[02:16.116]i am not the nicest guy in the universe
[02:17.372]because i am the smartest
[02:19.074]and being nice is something stupid people
[02:20.746]to hedge their bets
[02:21.462]now i have not been exactly subtle
[02:23.410]how little i trust marriage
[02:25.155]i could not make it work
[02:26.430]and i could turn a black hole into a sun
[02:27.886]so at a certain point,you got to ask youself
[02:30.146]what are the odds this is legit
[02:31.756]and not just some big lie we are all telling ourselves
[02:33.744]because we are afraid to die alone
[02:34.874]because you know that is exactly how we all die alone
[02:38.293]class dismissed

作词 : 放屁7985
作曲 : 放屁7985
编曲 : 放屁7985
the point of having dog was to feel superior,Jerry
the universe is a crazy,chaotic place
you are the one that is crazy and chaotic
our people will get more from the idea he represented
than from the Jelly Bean he actually was
you know parents are just kids having kids
it is thankless job,Morty
you did the best you could
nobody exists on purpose
nobody belongs anywhere
everybody is gonna die.come watch TV
people call LOVE
just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed
it hits hard,Morty,then it slowly fades
leaving you stranded in a falling marriage
i did it
you parents are gonna do it
break the cycle,Morty
rise above.focus on science
well i mean traditionally,science fair are a father-son thing
well,scientifically,traditions are an idiot thing
you wanted to be safe from the government,so you became a stupid government
that makes every Rick here less Rick than me
homeworks is stupid,the whole point is to get less of it
you know,a good adventure needs a good ending
to live is to risk it all
otherwise you are just an inert chunk
of randomly assembled molecules
drifting wherever the universe blows you
oh,get off your high horse,professor Ski Lodge
this world may be rough around the edges
but it is got its charms
come on,Morty
no union built on running from your problems
lasts more than five years,seven tops
because when you are an asshole
it does not matter how right you are
nobody wants to give you the satisfaction
i know,everyone wants people they like to be right
that is why popular people are BLEEP dumb
when you know nothing matters,the universe is yours
and i never met a universe that was into it
the universe is basically an animal
it grazes on the ordinary
it creates infinite idiots just to eat them
you know smart people get a chance to climb on top
take reality for a ride
but it will never stop trying to throw you
and eventually it will
there is no other way off
you quit school,but still got some learning to do
think for yourselves do not be sheep
what kind of business do you do in a garage
you know this seems a little shady
right yeah,like nothing shady ever happened
in a fully furnished office
you can not make people like you
you just have to wait for hating you to bore them
whatever you are asking me the answers is i am amazing
until we die
possibly by vampire
more likely auto accident or heart disease
that is planning for failure Morty
even dumber than regular planning
they just put you at the
center of their lives because youn are powerful
and then because they put you there
they want you to be less powerful
no weddings are basically funerals with cake
the teenage mind is its own worst enemy
dad you can not talk about people behind their back
you know it is small world
i am not the nicest guy in the universe
because i am the smartest
and being nice is something stupid people
to hedge their bets
now i have not been exactly subtle
how little i trust marriage
i could not make it work
and i could turn a black hole into a sun
so at a certain point,you got to ask youself
what are the odds this is legit
and not just some big lie we are all telling ourselves
because we are afraid to die alone
because you know that is exactly how we all die alone
class dismissed