[00:01]Mr. Y welcomes you Y
[00:04]to Phantasma!
[00:07]Featuring Dr. Gangle,
[00:10]master of ceremonies!
[00:13]Miss Fleck, aerialist extraordinaire.
[00:17]The amazing Squelch, the world's strongest man.
[00:24]And direct from Paris, France...
[00:28]It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl...
[00:33]-Miss Meg Giry! -Meg Giry!
[00:42]Welcome
[00:46]each and every one
[00:48]to our festival of fun!
[00:51]Something notable and new!
[00:55]We bring glamour from afar
[00:59]plus a touch of the bizarre!
[01:01]And it's only for you!
[01:06]See the wonders of our age
[01:09]all assembled on our stage!
[01:11]Too fantastic to be true!
[01:15]What sensation-seekers seek!
[01:18]Every kind of living freak!
[01:20]And it's only for you!
[01:24]If it's marvel and illusion that
[01:26]your soul and body crave
[01:28]you'll be leaving here content without a doubt!
[01:31]Are you ready? Are you willing?
[01:33]Are you braver than the brave?
[01:36]There's an oh-so-simple way of finding out!
[01:39]Is your life a little humdrum?
[01:41]Is your wife a little glum?
[01:43]We've the remedy for all who wear a frown!
[01:48]We won't bite you, we'll delight you!
[01:49]We invite you to succumb
[01:51]to this singular attraction
[01:52]which is offered at a fraction
[01:53]of the price of any other show in town
[01:58]We've got jugglers from the east!
[02:00]We've got bird and we've got beast!
[02:02]It's a pretty heady brew!
[02:05]We've a fiddler from the west
[02:07]who is said to be possessed
[02:09]And it's only for you!
[02:12]We bring magic, we bring mirth!
[02:15]We've been halfway round the Earth
[02:16]from Teheran to Timbuktu
[02:20]to present to you today
[02:22]this delectable display which is only for you!
[02:27]Such a show you've never seen!
[02:29]Such a show there's never been!
[02:31]And today's our grand debut!
[02:34]Prince and pauper, come on in!
[02:36]Let the spectacle begin
[02:37]'cause it's only for you!
[02:41]Let the banners be unfurled!
[02:45]Raise the curtain on our world!
[02:47]Without any more ado!
[02:48]Mr. Y has all you need Y
[02:51]Satisfaction guaranteed!
[02:53]And it's only for you!
[02:54]Welcome each and every one
[02:56]to our festival of fun!
[02:58]For you!
[03:05]Ladies and gentlemen,
[03:06]miss Meg Giry, the Ooh-La-La Girl!
[03:09]Five shows daily.
[03:10]Only here at Phantasma.
[03:12]And not forgetting, the fabulous Miss Fleck...
[03:15]Hurry up, people!
[03:16]You have four more shows to do.
[03:17]No time to dawdle.

Mr. Y welcomes you Y
to Phantasma!
Featuring Dr. Gangle,
master of ceremonies!
Miss Fleck, aerialist extraordinaire.
The amazing Squelch, the world's strongest man.
And direct from Paris, France...
It's Coney Island's Ooh-La-La Girl...
-Miss Meg Giry! -Meg Giry!
Welcome
each and every one
to our festival of fun!
Something notable and new!
We bring glamour from afar
plus a touch of the bizarre!
And it's only for you!
See the wonders of our age
all assembled on our stage!
Too fantastic to be true!
What sensation-seekers seek!
Every kind of living freak!
And it's only for you!
If it's marvel and illusion that
your soul and body crave
you'll be leaving here content without a doubt!
Are you ready? Are you willing?
Are you braver than the brave?
There's an oh-so-simple way of finding out!
Is your life a little humdrum?
Is your wife a little glum?
We've the remedy for all who wear a frown!
We won't bite you, we'll delight you!
We invite you to succumb
to this singular attraction
which is offered at a fraction
of the price of any other show in town
We've got jugglers from the east!
We've got bird and we've got beast!
It's a pretty heady brew!
We've a fiddler from the west
who is said to be possessed
And it's only for you!
We bring magic, we bring mirth!
We've been halfway round the Earth
from Teheran to Timbuktu
to present to you today
this delectable display which is only for you!
Such a show you've never seen!
Such a show there's never been!
And today's our grand debut!
Prince and pauper, come on in!
Let the spectacle begin
'cause it's only for you!
Let the banners be unfurled!
Raise the curtain on our world!
Without any more ado!
Mr. Y has all you need Y
Satisfaction guaranteed!
And it's only for you!
Welcome each and every one
to our festival of fun!
For you!
Ladies and gentlemen,
miss Meg Giry, the Ooh-La-La Girl!
Five shows daily.
Only here at Phantasma.
And not forgetting, the fabulous Miss Fleck...
Hurry up, people!
You have four more shows to do.
No time to dawdle.