[00:14.200]My heart is paralyzed
[00:17.870]My head was oversized
[00:21.430]I'll take the high road like I should
[00:27.970]You said it's meant to be
[00:31.640]That it's not you, it's me
[00:34.990]You're leaving now for my own good
[00:41.400]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[00:44.600]She went down in an airplane
[00:46.750]Fried getting suntanned
[00:48.510]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[00:51.740]Help me, help me,
[00:53.310]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[00:58.010]She met a shark under water
[01:00.400]Fell and no one caught her
[01:02.270]I returned everything I ever bought her
[01:05.590]Help me, help me,
[01:07.050]I'm all out of lies
[01:10.370]And ways to say you died
[01:26.300]My pride still feels the sting
[01:29.860]You were my everything
[01:33.180]Some day I'll find a love like yours
[01:37.670](a love like yours)
[01:40.110]She'll think I'm Superman
[01:43.530]Not super minivan
[01:46.990]How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
[01:53.200]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[01:56.600]She was caught in a mudslide
[01:58.720]Eaten by a lion
[02:00.530]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[02:03.710]Help me, help me,
[02:05.360]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[02:10.020]She dried up in the desert
[02:12.350]Drowned in a hot tub
[02:14.280]Danced to death at an east side night club
[02:17.460]Help me, help me,
[02:19.010]I'm all out of lies
[02:22.350]And ways to say you died
[02:37.920]I wanna live a thousand lives with you
[02:41.140]I wanna be the one you're dying to
[02:44.640]Love...
[02:47.130]but you don't want to
[02:51.660]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[02:54.940]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[02:58.230]She went down in an airplane
[03:00.390]Fried getting suntanned
[03:02.350]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
[03:05.440]Help me, help me,
[03:07.020]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:11.560]She met a shark under water
[03:14.110]Fell and no one caught her
[03:15.960]I returned everything I ever bought her
[03:19.170]Help me, help me,
[03:20.800]I'm all out of lies
[03:25.790]She was caught in a mudslide
[03:27.740]Eaten by a lion
[03:29.580]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
[03:32.910]Help me, help me,
[03:34.460]I'm no good at goodbyes!
[03:39.050]She dried up in the desert
[03:41.410]Drowned in a hot tub
[03:43.380]Danced to death at an east side night club
[03:46.660]Help me, help me,
[03:48.140]I'm all out of lies
[03:51.350]And ways to say you died

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
(a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love...
but you don't want to
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me,
I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me,
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died